The ANA Messenger - Spring Edition
What president had a dog who pulled off the French Ambassador's pants at a White House event?
Correct answer: B. Teddy Roosevelt. Roosevelt's pit bull, Pete, horrified White House guests by tearing off the ambassador's pants with his teeth.
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Q. What does the local department store and teenagers have in common.
I met a guy who’s a walking economy, the front of his hair is in recession, his stomach is a terrible victim of inflation, and the combination together are putting him into a deep depression!
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. ~Paula Poundstone
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation:
“A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.
We got married and I got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
And my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
Much later, the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father’s son.
But he was also the son of my wife’s daughter which made him my wife’s grandson.
That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father’s wife, I am my stepmother’s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child’s aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!”